Georgia holds contest for best traffic sign

The Georgia Department of Transportation (GDOT) wanted to have some fun by having members of the community come up with new traffic signs. It seems that the old “click it or ticket” is way outdated. The rules were simple “Messages couldn’t exceed 63 characters, including spaces, and no profanity was allowed.” Hundreds of people submitted their ideas and here is a list of winners that were divided into 5 categories.

General safety

First place: If you miss your exit it’s okay, we made more up ahead.

Second place: Better late than never.

Third place (tie): Drive like your momma is watchin’.

Third place (tie): You are allowed to use turn signals. We checked.

Third place (tie): Drive safely or we call your mother.

Distracted driving

First place (tie): You look great but the selfie can wait.

First place (tie): Looking at the road is a great way to stay on it.

Second place: No one wants to see traffic on Snapchat, Brenda.

Third place: Pop quiz, what is the speed limit on this road?

Impaired driving

First place: Driving half lit is not very bright.

Second place: Don’t spend the new year in jail. Party responsibly.

Third place (tie): Don’t be a turkey and drive basted.

Third place (tie): The party should be lit, not you. Bring in the new year safe.

Seat belt

First place (tie): This is a sign you should buckle up.

First place (tie): If you don’t wear a seat belt, please be an organ donor.

Second place: Wearing a seat belt makes you look thinner.

Third place (tie): Here is the tea sis, we can see you so buckle up.

Third place (tie): Seat belts are in, everybody is wearing them.

Work zone safety

First place: Look left, look right, keep workers in sight.

Second place: Work zone, slow down, workers have families that want them around.

Third place (tie): Work zones matter so do the people in them.

Third place (tie): Avoid destruction, mind the construction.

Deaf man sues Pornhub over lack of closed captioning

Yaroslav Suris is suing pornhub cause he can’t read what is going on in porn videos. It seem that the site’s lack of subtitles violates the rights of deaf and hearing impaired under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) according to Suris. I find it odd that the website actually already has closed captioning. Even the Vice President of Pornhub Corey Price had this to say

“We understand that Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub for claiming we’ve denied the deaf and hearing-impaired access to our videos,” he told the outlet. “While we do not generally comment on active lawsuits, we’d like to take this opportunity to point out that we do have a closed captions category.”

Quote from Fox Article

Now i can’t actually post URL’s to actual videos but if you search “Close Captioning in the search bar you get results with videos that have the “CC” icon near the title of the video.

Florida woman lists ‘manatee’-shaped chicken tender for $5,000

A woman from tampa Florida was eating chicken tinders one day and noticed one of hers looked like a manatee so she put it on facebook marketplace for the LULS.

This is becoming a thing where a banana sold for over $100k last month in an art museum. People would do anything to try to get a quick buck. Will this ever sell? It’s still on the market and unsure how long things on facebook market lasts but the screenshot i made shows it was from 5 days ago so we may see soon if someone is stupid enough to pay for this.

Couple calls 911 on vacuum they thought to be intruder

God i wish this was a joke but it actually happened in my town! A couple got a new robot vacuum for Christmas and seemed to forget they had it. For those in the know these robo vacuums are normally a setup and you forget in the 1st place but when i comes to problems with it you won’t know till it happens.

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My heart sank, Elisa and I had purchased a ROBOT VACUUM cleaner and it arrived 2 days earlier and had somehow turned itself on and was vacuuming our house without us having scheduled it!! It had gotten stuck in the hallway below our stairs which is close to our room, and it kept bumping into our walls which explained the noises we kept hearing.

I was so embarrassed, here I stood in my underwear, about 4 police officers got body cam footage of an almost nude and ashamed home owner.

Forsyth County Sheriffs Office Facebook

The officers who responded to the call asked how long they had it. They told them they only had it for 2 days. They all laughed about it and they told the home owners that this happens a lot during the holiday season. How can you not set it up properly? I wonder myself how it turned itself on and started working on it’s own? Skynet? Legion? Aliens? Who knows! What i do know is this happened back in April in Washington County in Oregon when police got a similar phonecall.

Goes to show you need to watch out for these killer robots. You never know where they will strike next!

USDA removes Wakanda from list of free trade partners

It all started when the USDA was testing a new system and decided to put in the famous country from the Marvel Universe into the system as practice. While it was successful into adding into the new system they forgot to remove it when the new system went live.

After this discovery from some people joked about how there was a trade war and many other things. A little after it was taken off the list an Orlando-based reporter asked: “So do we, or do we not have free trade with Wakanda? Also where are things at on negotiations with Agrabah?”

While we needed a good laugh it goes to show that you just gotta remember to remove your test data. At least people got a good sense of humor out of this including the USDA